Can we get a break already from the constant attack these plant-eaters are throwing at us? Can we get one second to enjoy the sweet, succulent flavor of bacon before the vegetarian menace rears it's head at us and spews it's terrible spinach-breath on us? Give me a break already. I know what I'm doing, people. I'm eating bacon in my awesome bacon t-shirt and everything is just fine, thank you.

The guilt trip that vegetarians try to lay on us is verging on the ridiculous. Videos are constantly put out that feature the slaughter of poor, innocent animals. Do you know what those animals would do to you if you were put in a pen with them? They would kill you with their animal feet, teeth, and horns until you were dead.

Let us also consider the long, terrible climb humans have made to ascend to the top of the food chain. Do you really think that there were Sabertooth Cat activists trying to rally their kin to quit eating people? Even if they could talk, I'm not sure that would have happened. People deserve their ascension to the top of the pyramid. The slow, stupid animals should have gotten their stuff together and learned some awesome defense mechanism if they wanted to not be eaten.

Have you noticed the advertisements these people put out? They brainwash skinny celebrities who live on a diet of soy and bran that meat is evil. These incredibly hot women then make ads for their vegetarian overlords that are far too unfair. They make you want to think that if you'd just put down that hamburger and eat some corn, that these women might give you a little extra attention. The fact of the matter is that women who look like that want dudes who look like them, or dudes who are stinking rich. Odds are good that you're neither, so have some bacon.

Well, I'm not taking this abuse any longer! I'm standing up for my rights as a bacon-loving American this very instant. I'm putting on my bacon t-shirt, and I'm going to use that bacon t-shirt as a badge of ultimate authority against these terrible plant-eaters! I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it anymore! Now...where did I put that bacon?

I am a partying monster, my friends. I love my drinks and I love my ladies. I go out every Friday night, and sometimes on Saturday too. I have developed some drunken social skills that have made me almost an authority on what the best bars are, when to go home, what to drink, and what girls are likely to go home with you. I also am an expert on all of the best party holidays, what you should wear, and other such important information. For instance, there is no reason at all why you should go out on the best drinking holiday of the year without funny Irish t-shirts.

I have had some of my favorite nights out during the major party holidays, and the best of these has always been on Saint Patrick's Day while wearing my funny Irish t-shirts. I'll elaborate more in a bit about these t-shirts and their important role, but right now I just want to urge you all to experience Saint Patrick's Day on the level it was meant to be enjoyed. Much like New Year's Eve, St. Paddy's is a night that requires a dedication to an entire evening of drinking. Some of my best, if fuzzy, memories of St. Pat's takes place in the wee hours of the morning.

What I really, really enjoy about wearing funny Irish t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day is the loose freedom you are allowed. You can wear some of the rawest, most perverse t-shirts on Saint Patrick's Day and raise no eyebrows as long as they are green and about being Irish. T-shirts that would normally make girls not want to speak to, draw them in like flies to honey on Saint Patrick's Day. When you get right down to it, it's the attention of those girls that we're really all after.

The attention is what I crave, especially on special occasions. If I can make some people laugh or get a girl to giggle because of a funny Irish t-shirt that I'm wearing, then my battle is already half won. All I have to do is buy some drinks, engage in some conversation, pretend like I care about what she's talking about, and then take her on home with me. Once I have that initial attention-grabbing moment with my funny Irish t-shirts, I know I can usually close the deal.

It is way too easy to become just another face in the crowd on Saint Patrick's Day. If you're at the right bar, the place can be nothing but elbows and spilled drinks. The cacophony of people talking over each other can get absurdly loud. If you plan on attracting a fine young Irish lass for a night of leprechaun hunting, then you need a way to stand out. Sometimes a funny Irish t-shirt can be the only thing keeping you from hunting that leprechaun all on your own.

Drinking on St. Patty's Day is like opening presents on Christmas. It's a tradition that demands to be honored just like Easter baskets and fireworks. It's not just your opportunity to party your bottom off on St. Patty's Day...it's your obligation as an American. You are required to party, and you better be wearing some crazy funny Irish t-shirts while you're doing it.

You better be prepared to do some serious partying on St. Patty's Day, too. This isn't some quaint get-together where you and your friends sip beer and talk about the old days. You only have to look around the bar and see all of the crazy funny Irish t-shirts to know that there are many people who are going to be making mistakes that night.

I know you're getting defensive right now because you think you throw some really awesome parties. Well, that may be true...but it isn't anything like a proper St. Paddy's Day party at a proper Irish pub. A sea of green, sweaty drunks being drowned in an ocean of green beer makes for some great entertainment...especially if you're one of them!

The best part about throwing on your crazy funny Irish t-shirts is that everyone loves you on St. Patty's Day! There is a true sense of unspoken friendship between two people in ridiculous Irish shirts on that special day. You just know when you see someone dressed as insane as you are that there is always going to be someone there for you to catch you as you black out.

The real thing to remember is that it isn't a celebration until you actually start celebrating. Standing against a wall, refusing to wear green, and smirking at people is no way to spend Saint Patrick's Day. Go find yourself some crazy funny Irish t-shirts, put on a silly green hat, and go have some fun this year!

Many people enjoy collecting dolls or miniature figurines of celebrities, cartoon characters and other icons. These typically are cartoonish renditions of other people with a rather large head and a smaller human body. They are fun to have on your work desk or a shelf at home, however they may also be used for different purposes. While some people amass mini figurines of famous people and cartoon characters, you may also order a 3D figurine of yourself or others that are special to you. In truth, there are many different ways that you use these customized figurines.

Wonderful Gifts

Miniature figurines are able to be designed to look like virtually anyone. You merely need to provide a picture of the person who you want to reproduce to a figurine creation company. After that, you can select from a wide variety of body images to place below the person's face. The 3D figurine can be of an executive, a school girl, a basketball player, a princess, a golfer as well as many others. These make wonderful gifts that the receiver will love, and they're great for those individuals on your gift list who appear to have almost everything that you can find in local brick-and-mortar stores.

Collectible's

Although you can purchase miniature figurines for other people, some individuals have begun their own figurine collection. Some, for example, have purchased a number of figures of themselves with assorted physiques and themes. Other individuals order figurines to represent everyone in their family or for their group of close friends. Some individuals may have a collection of dolls, stamps or spoons, but others enjoy collecting these fun, customized figurines.

Cake Toppers

Lots of individuals also love to use these kinds of figurines as bride and groom cake toppers or as toppers for other kinds of cakes. There are many different kinds of bride and groom cake toppers that you can order, but these are preferred since the faces of the happy couple will actually resemble the live bride and groom. These can also be used for birthday cakes, anniversary cakes, achievement cakes and much more. These are well-suited for special occasion cakes, and the figurine can be removed and kept as a keepsake to remember the occasion.

The fact is that there are many different ways that you can use a 3D figurine. Considering the variety of different uses, you may find that you purchase these for different purposes, several times per year!

This is a factual account of last year's Saint Patrick's Day celebration. It all centered on lots of alcohol, a city-wide pub crawl, and my goal to wear different funny Irish t-shirts every hour of the evening. This is a valiant tale of a valiant young man whom most likely did not realize the depth of the errors he would make later that evening. He may of ended as a villain, but he began the evening with the heart of a hero.

The plan was pretty genius. I would wear five funny Irish t-shirts and trade one each hour while I was out drinking for a smooch from a lovely Irish lass. I began at a pub crawl with my friends and we started the evening off with a great sense of bravado, smashing our way through three slammers of Irish whiskey as we walked through the door. This was a huge mistake, if not now than later when my inhibitions were way too low for common sense. The first hour ended with my friends leaving while I slowly talked a girl into letting me kiss her cheek for a funny Irish t-shirt.

I totally did not care that my friends were gone, because I found another bar without the help of anyone. The second hour was actually really fun, and in the heat of the laughing and dancing and talking I must have drunk a lot more booze than I meant to. I bartered away two of my funny Irish t-shirts to these girls who I wanted to see make out, which ended well because they flashed me for free. I felt I got a bargain. I then left them to make out with a fat girl in the corner who didn't seem to mind how drunk I was as lone as I didn't mind how fat she was.

Things started getting really foggy around this time, and hour number three was a bit of a mess. The fat girl happened to have a brother who thought I was attacking her. He decided the best course of action was to smash my kidneys in with his fist. Even drunk, that hurt a lot. The bouncers pried the two of us apart and threw us outside. I have no clue where my funny Irish t-shirts had gone, because I was evidently shirtless and cold. Chubby girl incident aside, I tried to find another bar that would let a shirtless guy inside.

As far as hours number four through five go, it's a mystery not even the Hardy Boys could uncover. I can only fast-forward to hour number ten, which found me on a thin mattress on the floor of a jail cell. I was charged with public intoxication and I just now paid off the last of my fines. I woke up with no funny Irish t-shirts on at all. I can only hope that last one went for some good kisses. I'm sure I'll never know.

With television shows not being the same as they used to be in decades long past, many people find it fun to collect classic items from their favorite old shows- especially stuff like Only Fools & Horses Card and other such memorabilia. It is a sad thing that all the great morals, plots with their excellent twists, quality and wide varieties of characters, as well as innocence all went down the drain with many of the recent shows. So many now are shallow and pointless money makers.

This British comedy was highly successful when it ran- the story of two streetwise brothers who are extremely lovable and harmless men who try to sell anything on the black market. It's hilarious, the punchlines will shock and make you laugh, and it's a good-natured show. They were so popular, that collectibles and memorabilia from the show can now be found.

If you're looking for an extremely special gift or present for a friend or relative or neighbor, and they love that type of thing- collecting items from classic TV- they'll for sure love receiving cards with pictures and quotes from this show. This will truly show how much you love a person, by giving your loved ones these items as a gift. Older people like this because it reminds them of their youth, and many young people also like it. Who can beat the classics.

The internet is a truly great thing. Now, you don't even have to leave your home to go pick items up at the store. All you have to do is, with a few clicks, check online and order these things. Also, if you'd prefer- before mailing them to your home- you can personalize them just as the recipient would like it.

Maybe there is someone in your life who is like your own Del Boy or Rodders, so find a card to tell them that. Even though so much is sent by e-mail, many times a personalized, handwritten card is so much more precious and valued than sent through the internet.

There's so much great classic memorabilia and collectibles from this TV show online, that you won't get bored. Find one of the cards with yours or their favorite character or characters, or even something from their favorite episode. It will be one of the most special presents they'll receive, and they won't forget it.

Cards with funny notes, or sweet and tender notes from this show is just one of the many ways to tell a person you love them, or a Happy Birthday, or just the fact that you think they are special. A lovely present that will make them feel the love, but it can also become the start of a hobby for you as well.

It may feel like a small gift, not as great or splendid as something else the person could receive, but you'll be surprised that the recipient will see it as more special than something more expensive. That's for a certainty.

Gifting with an only fools & horses card has become very common especially in Europe and other countries around the world. This is particularly because most traditional ways of gifting have become outdated and the fact that these cards have a very rich and long history behind them. The history behind the cards definitely makes them unique gift items available.

Perhaps what has made the cards that popular lies in their name. The cards are named after one of the most famous TV comedy shows aired not only on British TV but also in other countries as well. The comedy show, which is still aired after several years is popular with fans particularly because of its characters with the main characters (two brothers) attracting the attention of viewers. The show has attracted and continues to attract both the aged and youngsters.

The show features two brothers who particularly make the show very attractive. They both have attracted a particular group of fans, with other fans attracted by other actors who are also featured. Due to the entertainment and joy that the show brings, its followers are always ready to have something that reminds them of the same. This is why the cards have become very popular.

An only fools & horses card can be of different sizes. There are standard, large and small size cards. Small size cards are in most cases available in packs that one can buy and send out to different people. One can also find those in standard size in packs.

You also need to pay attention to category of a card that you wish to buy. You have a choice to buy a greeting card that you can send either alone or with a separate gift item. You also have access to birthday cards that you can buy depending on your recipients age.

Apart from valentine and Christmas cards that have become very popular with shoppers, photo cards are perhaps the most popular all-round cards available. These suit any occasion and season as shoppers have the opportunity to insert their preferred photos inside the cards to make them customized and unique. Such personalization definitely adds fun and makes card recipients feel appreciated.

Perhaps what makes the cards different from other gift cards is their theme and tunes. Card tune that plays one a recipient opens a card is the same as that in the comedy. The tune certainly reminds a recipient of the comedy show.

Due to its popularity, an only fools & horses card can be found in many online stores including the major online shopping outlets. Apart from the low prices, some stores offer shoppers the opportunity to personalize their favorite cards online by uploading photos before purchasing and shipping the same to their intended recipients. The popularity of these cards is certainly bound to continue growing considering the fact that more people continue to be attracted to the comedy and will definitely associate themselves with the comedy through the cards.